Jamby loves Ariel Querubin for Senator!

>> Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Yes! She does in a big way, all the way.

She'll be hollering for Ariel Querubin for senator, forever!

Our dear Senator Jamby Madrigal is giving Ariel Querubin her all out support as he seeks a seat in the Senate. The good senator has given our hero and
soon-to-be Senator Ariel a virtual blank check upon which he can write
whatever amount he will need to win a seat in the Senate in 2010.

The good senator commanded her vast political network to support Ariel Querubin especially after learning that Lintik na Itik Senator Manny Villar had thrown his support behind Danny Lim. She said that anyone getting support from the most corrupt senator in Philippine history ought to be defeated in the polls.

Querubin was said to not only have thanked Senator Jamby but seconded her observation that he was more deserving of the honor of serving as a senator. Mas mautak ako kay Lim, said Querubin and we agree!

Everything will be paid for and no expense will be spared to assure his victory in 2010. Tarpaulin printers will be busy 24/7, video production outfits will churn out hours and hours of video material, printing presses will be stamping out millions of fliers, and even IT experts will be summoned to fill cyberspace in a bid to inundate the entire country with Ariel Querubin’s propaganda.

And why not?

Querubin was the commander of the 1st Marine Brigade. He received the military’s highest honor in 2002 for the most exemplary heroism and sacrifice displayed in combat — the Medal of Honor. As a lieutenant colonel, he commanded a Marine battalion landing team that engaged an estimated 300-strong, fully armed band of Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels in a 24-hour gun battle in Kauswagan, Lanao del Norte from March 18 to 19, 2000.

Though outnumbered and facing heavy artillery fire, his forces succeeded in breaking the last line of defense of the rebel stronghold, resulting in the capture of Camp John Mack, the MILF’s most strategic staging area for operations.

As co-founder of the military fraternity Young Officers’ Union (YOU), he and his men joined about 3,000 rebel troops in the bloodiest coup attempt against the Aquino administration in December 1989. They were imprisoned but later pardoned and reinstated in the service in 1995, after retired general Fidel Ramos, who was elected president in 1992, granted amnesty to military rebels.

Senator Jamby intimated that Querubin’s defiant stance against the corrupt regime of President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in February 2006 was actually more heroic and more deserving of adulation. The good senator said that she hated making comparisons, but if she had to, she would probably say that General Danny Lim couldn’t hold a candle to the bravery, gallantry, and genius of Ariel Querubin.

It was a hush-hush issue but Senator Jamby said that Ariel Querubin was certainly much better looking than Danny Lim. It was said that Ariel’s fierce eyes reminded her of James Dean and the devilishly delicious smile haunted her.

“No wonder he has so many women.” She was said to have remarked, giggling like Judy Ann Santos.

This is probably why our good senator has issued orders to the keepers of her enormous wealth to open the gates of her vast treasury. The words were, “I’m giving him everything he wants, however he wants it, and whenever he wants it.”

Who could blame her for supporting such a manly man’s bid for political glory?

If Ariel dear wants a TV, he’ll get the latest and largest flatscreen TV. If his detention cell is a bit uncomfortable and lacking in amenities that befit a hero of his stature, deck it out in all the fine appointments of a luxury five star hotel. Spare no expense to make him comfortable, could be Senator Jamby’s orders, and as the servants of the Pharaohs say, “So it is ordered, so it shall be done.”

And anyone who dares strike at Senator Jamby’s newest darling after Senator Antonio Trillanes, will be dealt with severely.


Senator Jamby to hang Soozyhopper by his tongue

>> Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Being the blight of her existence, Senator Jamby Madrigal is going to wage an all out war against Soozyhopper whom bloggers have unmasked as Raul Tuazon Manzano.

Comments from anonymous people in other blogs have described Raul Tuazon Manzano as "the biggest drug addict in Manila and also a pedophile,he puts ruffies in the drinks of his young male friends and when they wake up, they are naked in bed with him. Many of this young boys are sons of his friends."

The reason why Raul Tuazon Manzano was able to get so many lurid and juicy bits is that he had the help from one insider from the gucci gang.

Senator Jamby doesn't bury hatchets, unless it is in somebody's back and Raul better be aware because the good senator has the NPA's sparrow unit on her side.

Certainly, Joma Sison himself won't be averse to helping our good Senator with an order commanding his comrades in the field to spare one .45 caliber bullet.


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