Jamby loves Ariel Querubin for Senator!

Yes! She does in a big way, all the way.

She'll be hollering for Ariel Querubin for senator, forever!

Our dear Senator Jamby Madrigal is giving Ariel Querubin her all out support as he seeks a seat in the Senate. The good senator has given our hero and

soon-to-be Senator Ariel a virtual blank check upon which he can write

whatever amount he will need to win a seat in the Senate in 2010.

The good senator commanded her vast political network to support Ariel Querubin especially after learning that Lintik na Itik Senator Manny Villar had thrown his support behind Danny Lim. She said that anyone getting support from the most corrupt senator in Philippine history ought to be defeated in the polls.

Querubin was said to not only have thanked Senator Jamby but seconded her observation that he was more deserving of the honor of serving as a senator. Mas mautak ako kay Lim, said Querubin and we agree!

Everything will be paid for and no expense will be spared to assure his victory in 2010. Tarpaulin printers will be busy 24/7, video production outfits will churn out hours and hours of video material, printing presses will be stamping out millions of fliers, and even IT experts will be summoned to fill cyberspace in a bid to inundate the entire country with Ariel Querubin’s propaganda.

And why not?

Querubin was the commander of the 1st Marine Brigade. He received the military’s highest honor in 2002 for the most exemplary heroism and sacrifice displayed in combat — the Medal of Honor. As a lieutenant colonel, he commanded a Marine battalion landing team that engaged an estimated 300-strong, fully armed band of Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels in a 24-hour gun battle in Kauswagan, Lanao del Norte from March 18 to 19, 2000.

Though outnumbered and facing heavy artillery fire, his forces succeeded in breaking the last line of defense of the rebel stronghold, resulting in the capture of Camp John Mack, the MILF’s most strategic staging area for operations.

As co-founder of the military fraternity Young Officers’ Union (YOU), he and his men joined about 3,000 rebel troops in the bloodiest coup attempt against the Aquino administration in December 1989. They were imprisoned but later pardoned and reinstated in the service in 1995, after retired general Fidel Ramos, who was elected president in 1992, granted amnesty to military rebels.

Senator Jamby intimated that Querubin’s defiant stance against the corrupt regime of President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in February 2006 was actually more heroic and more deserving of adulation. The good senator said that she hated making comparisons, but if she had to, she would probably say that General Danny Lim couldn’t hold a candle to the bravery, gallantry, and genius of Ariel Querubin.

It was a hush-hush issue but Senator Jamby said that Ariel Querubin was certainly much better looking than Danny Lim. It was said that Ariel’s fierce eyes reminded her of James Dean and the devilishly delicious smile haunted her.

“No wonder he has so many women.” She was said to have remarked, giggling like Judy Ann Santos.

This is probably why our good senator has issued orders to the keepers of her enormous wealth to open the gates of her vast treasury. The words were, “I’m giving him everything he wants, however he wants it, and whenever he wants it.”

Who could blame her for supporting such a manly man’s bid for political glory?

If Ariel dear wants a TV, he’ll get the latest and largest flatscreen TV. If his detention cell is a bit uncomfortable and lacking in amenities that befit a hero of his stature, deck it out in all the fine appointments of a luxury five star hotel. Spare no expense to make him comfortable, could be Senator Jamby’s orders, and as the servants of the Pharaohs say, “So it is ordered, so it shall be done.”

And anyone who dares strike at Senator Jamby’s newest darling after Senator Antonio Trillanes, will be dealt with severely.